I think the most effective way to convey what I'm all about is to
speak of the person that I strive to be; which is a mix between
Ira Glass and Chad Ochocinco.

Chad Ochocinco and Ira Glass

First off Ira, Ira Glass is popularly known as the host of
WBEZ Chicago's This American Life- the best radio show
to have ever existed. Aside from consistantly making me
laugh and bringing me to tears, Ira does his work with
uncomprimising honesty and authority- I think these traits
are the most valuable of any in contemporary society,
not to mention his stunning good looks.

Second is Chad Ochocinco- wide reciever for the best
football team of all time; The Cincinnati Bengals. Chad
is 6"1' and 192 lbs. of pure muscle, he is physically as
close to perfection as you can possibly get. Ocho also
has the best job in the entire universe, HE CATCHES
FOOTBALLS THROWN BY CARSON PALMER.

I work every day to be more like Ira Ochocinco, although
my goal is most likely impossible I will continue in this
pursuit for the rest of my life.