Doglight by Phil Roth Stand in yard, Watch me drink cola. Hold tiny member in cup of hand. Forgive me gravity.

Little Red Lines by Phil Roth Aren't white.

Flagpole by Phil Roth Can't move arms when sleeping. Penis working. High five.

Do They Do That? by Phil Roth My neighbor left her bathroom window open. I could only see her head. I wonder if she was shitting.

That's A Good Song by Phil Roth Is what I say To people with sad stories.

Anxiety by Phil Roth Looking at herself in the mirror. She gets ready to go out. And tells me all about her favorite movies.

Sex Like The Classics by Phil Roth It's not bad. Just a little bit shorter.

The Toad That Bought A Nightstand Because He Liked To Read Before Bed And Had Lots Of Books And An Apartment In Which To Read in. by Phil Roth Shit himself.

Lights by Phil Roth Not dark. Lights are on. Take hand off face. See? Lights.

Twins by Phil Roth I am amorphous. Like you.

Evil Pen by Phil Roth Evil Pen. Has mean finger. Points away from me. Still very mean.

My Family by Phil Roth For reunions, My whole family Wears overalls.

Worthless Empire by Phil Roth King in freezer. Ruler of icebox. King of frozen dinner. Worthless empire.

Woman by Phil Roth Woman puts hand on heart. Two things: 1. She is alive. 2. I am looking at her breasts.

Crossing the Street by Phil Roth Pretty girl wears beret. I am distracted by traffic. Wasted morning.

Man Singing Blues by Phil Roth Man cuts record. Everybody loves it. Good for him.